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Seen Your Weiner or Why I Prefer Hooters

09 Nov

Lately life has been hectic & overwhelming to the point where I’m a hot mess.  Recently I’ve been off work quite a bit (ok in the last 2 weeks I’ve worked a total of  5 days) and it has reinforced my need to be done at my current job.  However I digress…this post is a review.  As a recent music reviewer (which I so enjoyed & hope to do again) I now take pen in hand ….ok keyboard in hand…to give you a review of a new restaurant in Sioux Falls, SD.  If you are looking for an adventure in eating I will admit that Señor Wiener is an adventure.  However, it’s a frightening adventure filled with double entendre of the lowest caliber.  There is nothing clever about the innuendo & even less cleverness in the menu.

Purporting to be a novelty hot dog restaurant this place lays on the schtick with a trowel.  Wieners, wieners everywhere & no relief in sight (bring your R O L A I D S–just so you are prepared).

the front window

Now from the outside there’s room for a few snickers & groans at the over the top signs.  Just inside the door is a large statue of Señor Wiener along with posters of our “hero” in iconic places/events.  The menu is basic & has the potential to be pretty good & seemingly inexpensive.  The offerings start with bratwurst, all beef hot dogs, corn dogs or Polish sausage.  Choose your white or whole wheat bun & whether you want grilled, boiled or fried.  For $2.50 it seems like a good deal…then the pick-pocketing begins.  For every additional topping that’s hot (chili, cheese, grilled onions etc) or every cold topping (onions, pickles, peppers, shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, mushrooms, olives etc) it is an additional $.50 & sauces (mayo, hot sauce,barbecue sauce, gravy) are an additional $.25 with the exceptions of traditional ketchup & mustard.  Seriously if you want a Chicago-style dog with all the fixings: onions, relish, tomato, kosher dill pickle & sport peppers your hot dog now costs $5.00 plus tax.  Add in fries at $2.50 & a soda at $1.50 and you are looking at $9.00 plus tax for a very mediocre meal.

Now for the rest of the restaurant…okay I get why Señor Wiener is funny in the most sophomoric of ways.  I mean the first time I heard it & saw it I snickered like a 13 year old.  It’s funny but the over-the-top nature makes Hooters seem less absurd.  Here’s a small taste of what I encountered ….

the booths

the bonfire accessories

using the bonfire accessories--umm YIKES!

for the girl with no shame

stating the obvious

stating the obvious 2.0

I don't know what he's doing but I don't want him parked in front of my house....

All in all I will take a trip to Hooters any day.  Sure there’s more butt cheek on display there than I really care to see & if I wanted to look at that much cleavage I could do it for free at home but their wings are pretty damn tasty. If I am going to tolerate body parts (or pseudo body parts) with my meal I want something that is more like actual food & less like a chew toy for my dogs. Besides let’s be honest–I’d much rather have some hot girls serving my food than a snotty nosed teen with a wiener complex.

 
 

“Digital Ghosts” by Shadow Gallery : A Review

27 Oct

The very first note of this album will capture you completely & won’t let go–from the lofty harmonies through the driving beats & furious guitar solos to the exquisite finish, “Digital Ghosts, the new album from Shadow Gallery, is a revelation.

I’m a huge fan of music.  I have a decent & ever-growing collection of music…listening to shuffle on my playlist can make you feel a little crazy.  However, there’s a paucity of progressive rock in that collection of classical, rock, pop, blues & even a zydeco CD.  I’ve listened to some Rush & know a couple songs but not many.  I’ve heard of Yes & Dream Theater but couldn’t tell you anything about them.  So how do I come to be reviewing “Digital Ghostsa week before the North American debut?  Hold on before you go get your pitchforks & torches (yes, I can hear the SG faithful rustling & murmuring).  The truth is I’m a major fan!  In fact, after really giving a listen I talked to the friend who had turned me on to Shadow Gallery & asked, “How did I go this long without listening to this”?

I first picked up on the buzz on Twitter (follow Shadow Gallery @shadowgallerymu) & decided I needed to find out what all the chatter was about.  So being the curious girl I am I fired up my Google & off I went.  Long story short I hit up their website www.shadowgallery.com & read some of  the background etc. (ok I read the whole site) and I went to Youtube &  searched out anything they had (you can subscribe to Shadow Gallery’s channel at www.youtube.com/shadowgallerymusic).  Finally, I went to Grooveshark & created a playlist of every SG song available…and put it on repeat.  After two days of non-stop SG at work I was hooked.  Since then I’ve kept up with every announcement, video teaser & mp3 clip.

So on to the album!

“Digital Ghosts” is nothing short of perfection.  The vocals are rich & layered with harmony throughout.  Brian Ashland’s voice lends itself effortlessly to the soaring heights of the music.  He’s an excellent choice to provide the lead vocals going forward.  The music is everything you’d expect from these guys.  There’s not one false moment throughout the entire album.  Not only have Gary Werhkamp, Carl Cadden-James, Brendt Allman & Brian Ashland lived up to the expectations & hype; they have surpassed it.  These guys have taken progressive/symphonic rock/metal & flown to the stratosphere.

“With Honor” kicks off this powerful, emotional ride with anthemic music & lush harmony.  Setting the tone “…foreign lands of sinking sands so strange & unfamiliar…holding to the code of honor we vowed to defend….with honor we will not walk away….” this song reaches out & shakes you awake.   It is a non-stop ride into “Venom”, a classic guitar-fueled metal song with the gritty vocals of Clay Barton (Suspyre) & Carl Cadden-James.  It growls “I am the bringer of the rain and the foreteller of the pain, the end of days is near at hand/when God returns your just reward gets paid in metal”.  Then proving that any expectations are there to be shattered, SG starts “Pain” with a quiet, ballad-style guitar & stripped down vocals before adding in thudding drums & a truly excellent melt-your-face guitar solo.  Here Shadow Gallery digs deep into the sense of loss & pain to which we can all relate.  ”Clinging on so tight/I bled my hands/I draw the shades & hang my head…love’s the air I need to breathe…on the battlefield you were never there beside me…”  From there “Gold Dust” swells with synthesized keyboards and hope.  It’s filled with the promise of reuniting across time & space with a loved one–”You & I lie awake for hours separated by the world/well I can’t see you ~ you can’t see me but somehow I can feel you stand inside my soul”.  Creating a feeling of flight in spirit “moonbeams on my ways & always in my skies…you float/you’re a dream/you take my hand and we roam/we run, we rock ‘cuz you are the one” Shadow Gallery takes us on a cosmic trip.

The second half of the album opens “Strong”– which is a good old-fashioned rock song.  Exploding with all of Shadow Gallery’s musical strength “young & proud/hard & loud/ on the wing/everything/what gives you strength/what gives you courage for tomorrow…concrete running through our veins…in the dark/from the heart”.  When the chorus of “One for all, All for One” starts up it’s impossible not to raise a fist & make the vow.  In the title track, “Digital Ghost”, the band evokes hope in the face of grief.  The opening cadence creates the feeling of a drum line…Shadow Gallery is marching forward & we are privileged to be invited along. The band expresses vividly the idea that there is more out there than what we can see.   “I believe in the afterlife…through Heaven’s hallowed hall…charismatic countenance upon a distant fading sky”.  ”Ashes to ashes they say, then dust to dust…the circle remains here my friend, guarded with trust…we will suffer no last goodbye” reaffirms the sense that those we have lost (like Mike Baker) are still with us in mighty spirit.  Closing out this powerhouse album is “Haunted”.  Another song that starts slowly with a lone piano & simple vocals “who waits for me/who waits so long/and shall I wait for dawn…or shall I sink into myself…”  Looking for answers among all the questions that haunt the quiet dark nights yet “Maybe in time I’ll fly away & trade these wings in for a life/a life where I am stronger and a place where there’s no sleepless nights…”.  The lyrics are filled with longing that is compounded as the song fades out.

Each song is a testament to the true genius of these guys–a showcase for their mighty talents and yet you are never left with a sense that any of them are “showing off”.  The lyrics are powerful & stirring.  Although the overall tone of the album is somewhat dark & deals with “loss” as a general theme it is also a steadfast statement for moving forward in the face of loss.  I defy you to listen, truly listen & not walk away feeling stronger & better for it.  The music & lyrics combine to form a sublime experience that will live inside listeners long after they turn the CD off.  In the words of Shadow Gallery it is indeed filled with “enduring anthems crossing time & crossing minds”.


*Author’s Note* all lyrics are used with permission of Shadow Gallery © 2009

 
 
 
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