Seen Your Weiner or Why I Prefer Hooters

Lately life has been hectic & overwhelming to the point where I’m a hot mess.  Recently I’ve been off work quite a bit (ok in the last 2 weeks I’ve worked a total of  5 days) and it has reinforced my need to be done at my current job.  However I digress…this post is a [...]

Request Denied x4

I was going to post something I started last night but my day has just hit the wall & is splattered like a gruesome deer vs car accident.  Because I’m too depressed to even function well today I’m going to rant about something for a bit & will make it up to all you fine [...]

All Signs Say “Huh”?

I’m going to tell you a little tale about a girl, the boy she loves, the job she has, the commission he is given & the villian who tries to dash their hopes & dreams.

This girl, Lin is an average looking girl with glasses.  She loves Troy, a boy who works hard with his hands [...]

The One Where I Go to the Hospital–Final Chapter?

When last we were together our heroine was cruising along on a cocktail of pain meds & sedation drugs.  Snowmen were being annihilated by her ever efficient flicks (‘cuz let’s face it snowmen are creepy…with their hollow black eyes & that inane empty smile).

Meanwhile the doctors were still stumped as to what was causing all [...]

The One Where I Go to the Hospital III

On the last episode of “When Gallbladders Attack” I was just getting back to my room from the hida scan. We shall pick up when I arrived back in my room.

Once back in my room I was given more water (so delicious & soothing when your mouth feels like you’ve licked pavement) and promised [...]

The One Where I Go to the Hospital II

So a few posts back I gave a recounting of my visit to ER & admission to the hospital. It went smoothly (no big scary horror stories about not getting treatment or aid) and I was soon ensconsed in my own ER room, carefully tucked in with a wonderful IV & pain meds. I [...]

The One Where I Go to the Hospital I

As my faithful readers know I have been battling some pretty intense pain & trouble with my gallbladder. On Monday (August 3rd) I woke up after having a very tough weekend and decided it was time to make a trip to the ER.  So I called in to work & then Abe loaded me into [...]

Strip Club Parking Lot

Coming back from our time in Kansas City we took an extra day so that we wouldn’t have to drive it all in a single day.  Plus it gave us some extra time to visit with my family.  We left my parents’ house about 3 in the afternoon and were making excellent time.  Our goal [...]

The Scourge Has Arrived

I feel a little bitter & ranty today so I’m just going to throw some words out and see what happens.  Maybe it’ll be entertaining….

Everybody is a tourist at some point.  I’ve been a tourist to several wonderful places & dream of going to more locations all over the world.  Locals often have a rather [...]

A Thursday

I haven’t written much lately (I seem to say that a lot) but am working on it…rather an exercise in just putting words to the page.  So I’m going to ramble a bit & see where it takes me.

Slept in today which I needed quite badly.  As usual my insomnia has been rearing it’s head [...]

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